How to trick puppet states into attacking your enemies for you, and possibly start WWIII:

(i) Shell a picnicking Palestinian family on a Gaza beach. When challenged, dispute the exact time of the shelling and claim a Palestinian mine must have coincidentally just happened to have exploded a few minutes after your gunboat shelled the area, irrespective of the fact that the physical evidence such as injuries to the head and chest would indicate a shell dropping from the sky rather than a mine exploding under the sand. If the "wrong timing" excuse is debunked, say that your shells landed elsewhere, studiously ignoring the absence of any supporting evidence for the "wrong place" claim.

(ii) With the Palestinians suitably riled, place the bait. Small, isolated groups of your soldiers should be stationed at the border. This might consist of a single tank, a decoy armored personnel carrier (APC), and a guard tower. All must be orientated such that they are facing away from the mouth of a tunnel known to be used by Palestinians. Do not provide any additional cover. There should be no more than four soldiers manning the guard tower and four in the tank.

(iii) If Palestinian "terrorists" attack and manage to take one or two soldiers alive, then you have just won the jackpot. However, the probability of this is quite remote. It requires that about eight enemy fighters crawl undetected through a sand tunnel of horizontal section approximately 650 meters by 0.4 to 0.6 meters by 0.4 to 0.7 meters whilst carrying a couple of handheld anti-tank grenade launchers (RPGs), a few hand grenades and two or three rifles. After splitting up, one group of three hits the decoy APC, and two "guerrillas" take on the tower's four soldiers. Another three fighters blast through the rear of the tank and throw in grenades, killing two occupants outright and severely injuring another. Inexplicably, a fourth soldier, in the same tank that was hit by an RPG and had grenades hurled into it, incurs such minor wounds as to be able to run 300 meters to the security fence and then a further 350 to 500 meters across no-man's-land after the Arabs blast a hole through the barrier, before snipers in the guard tower can pick off the fleeing Arabs. At seven-minute mile pace on sand, for example, plus time to blast through the perimeter, your forces would have to "stand down" for four minutes or more. Hence, you will almost certainly need to improvise. For example, shoot some Palestinian prisoners and claim them as "terrorist attackers" who were shot in the raid. Send two or three of your soldiers across the border, or better still, shoot them yourself. Offer the enemy a chance for glory by broadcasting the "tunnelling cross-border raid" spin; by the time they discover they have been tricked it will be too late to change their story.

(iv) Order your Air Force to bomb Gaza, targeting civilians and infrastructure. Kill dozens of civilians, including children, and ensure you use illegal weapons. Send in armored vehicles and ground troops and illegally arrest dozens of democratically elected government ministers, as planned weeks in advance of any alleged provocation. The pretext is one of attempting to free a captured soldier or soldiers, even though your government is currently holding over 9,000 Palestinians, 900 of them jailed without trial.

(v) As a distraction, stage an "11 series" phony terror attack, e.g. 7 bombs detonated within 11 minutes of each other on 7/11. The target will ideally have a regular Jewish contingent and a large number of Israeli tourists, and will be selected on the basis of which country has done the most to annoy Israel over the previous few weeks.

(vi) With world opinion conditioned into perceiving Israeli bombings as a regular feature of the Middle East, ramp up the action by staging a similar pretext for military action against Lebanon. Send small units of your soldiers across the border into Lebanon until one or two are captured or arrested by Lebanese police or militia. Instruct the Zionist press to spin the event so that it appears that "Arabs started it" by conducting a "cross-border raid". Sell your shareholdings within about three hours of achieving this pretext, as the threat of an ensuing war will lead to a drop of around 8.3% in the Tel Aviv Stock Exchange index the following day. If any of you are caught, pretend that it was just a coincidence and you "did not expect or think that there would be a war."

(vii) Order your Air Force to bomb Lebanon, on a pretext of attempting to free a captured soldier or soldiers, even though the operation will lead to the deaths of dozens of Israeli soldiers and civilians within a fortnight. Kill hundreds of Lebanese civilians. Ensure you use illegal weapons such as cluster bombs, phosphorus incendiaries and thermobaric or vacuum bombs. Warn civilians to evacuate an area after bombing bridges to make this impossible, then target them like sitting ducks. If they try to shelter in the basement of a three-story house, then demolish it killing dozens of women and children. Conduct a spin operation as in (i) above disputing the exact time and location of the air strikes, and imply that they probably blew themselves up. Reduce the country's infrastructure to rubble, and cause an environmental disaster by polluting the Mediterranean with thousands of tons of fuel oil. In order to further terrorize civilians and volunteers, fire at the very center of the crosses on Red Cross ambulances. If the UN does not grovel wholly in support of your massacre of civilians, show them who's boss by bombing and killing UN observers after providing a personal assurance that UN positions will not be targeted; you can then profess "deep regret" even though ten telephone calls were made over a period of six hours warning Israel not to bomb the UN. Fire rockets killing and wounding dozens of farm workers including Syrians as they are picking peaches, and make up a cock-and-bull story about buildings being used "to store weapons".

(viii) Have "al Qaeda" announce that they will come to the support of their brothers in Palestine and Lebanon.

(ix) If the killing of dozens of civilians in (vii) above sparks international outrage, then announce a 48-hour ceasefire but renege on this within a few hours. When the UN finally agrees on the conditions for a ceasefire, just violate it anyway - after all, you do have nuclear weapons! You can also renege by continuing to shoot Lebanese men. When challenged, claim that they "approached IDF soldiers in a threatening manner". Dead men tell no tales!

(x) Concoct a hoax "bomb threat" in order to get the war in Lebanon off the front pages. Arrest Muslims around the world, even though they are merely innocent, ordinary people such as a soccer fan, cricket players, a taxi driver, an accountant and his nursery teacher wife who is expecting a baby within a few weeks, a security guard with a three-week old baby, a pizza worker, a tyre businessman and a science student. Freeze their assets, and claim they were involved in a bizarre plot to bomb airliners with "liquid explosives". Suggest that TATP might have been made in an aircraft toilet by mixing liquids, studiously avoiding the fact that the synthesis of sufficient mass of product to bring down an airliner would take many hours if not days. It also requires a well-ventilated working environment and a refrigerator. Increase the state of alert to "critical" or "red" and introduce measures such as forcing mothers to drink baby milk before they are allowed to fly. Hope that someone, somewhere can actually be taken in by such nonsense.

(xi) [Optional] Stage another phony terror strike a la Mumbai, as a distraction for the next phase.

(xii) Target a US or UK ship as you did with the USS Liberty; with any luck, this time the damned thing will obligingly sink. If not, express "regret" and try again a couple of weeks later. After all, it didn't take long for most of the "dumb goyim" to forget the holocaust of tens of millions of Russian Christians at the hands of Jewish Bolsheviks, the King David hotel attack, the Lavon Affair, the USS Liberty attack, the UAV "attack" on the Pentagon and the WTC controlled demolitions insurance scam, etc. The ship incident may then be blamed on Syria or Iran. Whatever the target, the event will need to be at least on the scale of 9/11.

(xiii) Order the US to hit Syria or Iran with nuclear "bunker buster" weapons. Kill hundreds of thousands or millions of civilians.

At this point, the Zionist billionaires in the US and Canada might decide to jettison their Israeli colleagues. Should Russia or China elect to defend Iran with a nuclear strike on Israel, the North American Zionist mafia will be hiding in their bunkers ready to pick up the pieces and turn the situation to their advantage. You can bet your bottom dollar that in the event of a WWIII which killed, say, a billion people, international Zionists would bounce back with headlines along the lines of "Sixty million Jews murdered by Iranian fascists". This time they would demand not just Palestine, but the entire world. Anyone who pointed out that the Jewish population was never anywhere near sixty million would be dubbed an "anti-Semite" and "neo-Iranian". The few surviving Iranians would then be paying reparations to the billionaire gangsters for the next 60 years, with the remaining masses enslaved, impoverished, and facing a poor prognosis.

The immediate goal of the Gaza and Lebanon operations is to enable premeditated Israeli crimes against humanity and have some gullible observers believe that Israel is merely "defending itself against terrorists". Hezbollah did not even exist before Israel's 1982 invasion of Lebanon. In the six years prior to Israel's latest aggression, only ten Hezbollah rockets were fired at Israel, which is surprisingly low given the sort of atrocities Israel had been perpetrating against Arabs. On Wednesday, 2 August, 2006, over 230 rockets were fired - killing just one person. However, the hawks would love to go much further than merely seizing territory and obtaining more water supplies for Israel. Leaders of the global Zionist crime syndicate, descendants of a Turkic Asiatic tribe who were chased from their former Khazaria homeland north of the Caucasus by the Rus'ians and Genghis Khan's Mongols, are very like the fictional Dalek race of the Dr Who sci-fi series. They are absolutely ruthless, and lack even the most rudimentary moral compass, conscience, or sense of compassion. They are hell-bent on conquest and world domination. And they are obsessed with extermination: exterminating everyone around them (e.g. forcing hundreds of Egyptian POWs to dig their own graves, with each batch being machine-gunned before the next line is ordered to fill in and dig the next graves), and fabricating hoax claims of having been "victims of extermination campaigns" for fraudulent business and political purposes.

The monstrous terrorist state of Israel, created under false pretenses by the House of Rothschild and international Zionist organizations, should be erased from the map without further ado, so that Jews and Arabs might once again live in peace with each other.

Revised 22 August, 2006 / Take Our World Back front page