This is how a press conference might run if the corrupt mainstream media were suddenly replaced with a free press:

Official White Horse Souse: The President is now ready and willing to answer any questions that you may care to put to him. He will begin with a short introduction relating to the war on terror. Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the President of the United States!

GWB: Thank y'all, thank you for coming. As you know, Osama bin Laden, who lives in a cave in Afghanistan, decided to attack the Twin Towers and the Pentagon because he doesn't like our freedoms. We must always be on our guard against outrageous conspiracy theories that seek to shift the blame for these crimes away from the terrorists and the guilty. Those who concoct and peddle the conspiracy theories are filthy, stinking terrorists and traitors who hate America. We know who did the attacks on 9/11 because we found the passport of one of them in Vesey Street. Or was it a few blocks from the former World Trade Center site? No matter. I always say the best thing to do with these here terrorists is to nuke 'em, but they tell me to hold back for a while.

Skeptic: Sir, how can we confirm that a terrorist's passport was really found? Isn't it rather odd that it flew out of the terrorist's pocket, out of the building, and survived one of the massive jet fuel fireballs that, we are told, wreaked so much havoc that they brought about the unprecedented collapse of three steel-framed high-rises?

GWB: Dammit, you guys usually ask easier questions. I'm told we have a very logical case. (Refers to briefing sheet.) #1 No police are corrupt, Bernard Kerik was a Police Commissioner, therefore Kerik would not have lied about finding a passport. #2 Muslims did 9/11, Philip Zelikow is head of the 9/11 Commission, Zelikow is Jewish, no Jews are Muslims, hence the 9/11 Commission would not have lied about finding a passport. #3 Satam al-Suqami's passport was found, ergo Muslims did 9/11.

2nd Skeptic: Whoa! Mr Kerik has recently been arrested and ordered to pay $221,000 in fines. Even before his appointment as New York City police commissioner, he was suspected of shady business dealings and links to organized crime. He is also linked to a certain Rudolph Giuliani. On the morning of July 7, 2005, Giuliani and Benjamin Netanyahu were both in London when three trains and a bus were attacked, allegedly by suicide bombers. The official story was belied by evidence indicating bombs were pre-installed beneath the carriages, and the impossibility of the claimed timeline given the actual train times on the day, inter alia. On July 6, 2005, we can place Giuliani in Yorkshire, which is where three of the alleged suicide bombers lived - the day prior to those attacks. Someone had to plant "primed bombs" to be 'found' in Yorkshire, and obtain a till receipt from a Leeds garden center for plastic containers that could then be 'found' at a blast scene, in pristine condition like the Suqami passport. And what's more, Netanyahu received advance warning of the bombings! Giuliani was also at the scene of the 9/11 attacks. Netanyahu said 9/11 would be "very good" for Israel, and Giuliani banned photography and restricted access to the former World Trade Center site, and had the steel recycled so quickly that Fire Engineering magazine condemned the destruction of evidence and described the ASCE investigation as a "half-baked farce". Netanyahu was a unit team leader in the IDF's elite special forces unit Sayeret Matkal, former Israeli prime minister, and close friend of Larry Silverstein who, along with Australian billionaire Frank Lowy who was recently embroiled in a corruption scandal with current Israeli premier Ehud Olmert, took over the World Trade Center lease and insured the WTC complex for billions of dollars against terrorist attacks a mere six weeks prior to the 9/11 terrorist attacks. The handsome insurance policy contained a clause stating that in the event of a terrorist attack, the partners could not only collect the insured value of the property, but would also be released from all of their obligations under the 99-year lease.

GWB: You dirty terrorist! Take him away! They'll be able to interrogate him at Guantanamo, where he'll get all the water he needs. (Smirks, eyes light up.)

3rd Skeptic: But what about this Philip Zelikow, a Jewish writer and professor of history who, back in 1998, wrote of a "transforming event" rather like "Pearl Harbor", which would "divide our past and future into a before and after"? What if Jews are not all saints? After all, Ze'ev (Vladimir) Jabotinsky was the father of Revisionist Zionism, a militant faction within Zionism. Benjamin Netanyahu's father Benzion was Jabotinsky's secretary and pallbearer. Revisionist Zionism spawned the Irgun, an even more extremist group led by future Israeli premier Menachem Begin. The Irgun was one of several Jewish terrorist groups. In 1946, Begin's Irgun Jewish terrorists dressed as Arabs bombed the King David Hotel, killing 92 people. That same year, his Jewish terrorists plotted to assassinate British foreign secretary Ernest Bevin. Fortunately, the conspiracy was foiled by MI6. Ironically, Begin went on to win a Nobel peace prize in 1978. In 1954, an Israeli spy ring was arrested in Egypt. These Israeli secret service agents had been assigned to attack US and British interests in Egypt; the blame would then be pinned on Egypt. The Israeli defense minister Pinhas Lavon was forced to resign as a result of the scandal, and the incident became known as the Lavon Affair. In these 1954 attacks, it is worth noting that Israel employed phosphorus incendiaries to set fire to US offices in Cairo and Alexandria. Then, late on February 2, 2006, contact was lost with Egypt's al-Salam Boccaccio '98 ferry, which caught fire when a truck erupted in flames in the hold. The ferry sank in the Red Sea three hours later, with the loss of around 1,000 lives. On January 30, 2006, the Egyptian Parliament had unanimously rejected Israel's call to observe January 27 as a "Holocaust Memorial Day". It appears that a truck was loaded with phosphorus and a timer cum ignition device and driven onto the ferry, and the drainage pumps were sabotaged. The fire on the ferry mysteriously kept reigniting, and the drainage pumps failed. In the summer of 2006, Israel used phosphorus shells in its second war in Lebanon. Back in 1967, Israeli aircraft and motor torpedo boats carried out a sustained attack on the USS Liberty in international waters, even to the extent of machine-gunning the lifeboats at close range that had been launched to save the most seriously wounded. US President Lyndon Johnson said at the time, "I don't give a damn if every man drowns and the ship sinks. I don't want to embarrass our allies." The attack killed 34 and injured 174. Israel's plan was to sink the ship, attempt to kill all survivors to prevent them talking, and then pin the blame on Egypt, possibly provoking the US into launching a nuclear strike against Israel's foe.

GWB: You filthy, stinking anti-Semite! Take him to Abu Ghraib! He will soon rue the day he was born. (Emits maniacal chuckle.)

4th Skeptic: On September 10, 2001, the Washington Times reported that the School of Advanced Military Studies (SAMS), an elite US Army study center, had this to say about Israel's intelligence service, the Mossad: "Wildcard. Ruthless and cunning. Has capability to target U.S. forces and make it look like a Palestinian/Arab act." The very same day, Donald Rumsfeld announced that $2.3 trillion of Pentagon transactions could not be tracked. The Pentagon Comptroller was Rabbi Dov Zakheim, whose previous position was at SPC, a world leader in aircraft remote control technology incorporating a "Flight Termination System" capable of taking over a number of in-flight aircraft and issuing commands via a "Command Transmitter System". In shades of Zelikow, Zakheim had been co-author of a document which called for a "new Pearl Harbor" in order to secure the Project for the New American Century (PNAC) goal of world hegemony. The very day after the SAMS conclusion was reported in the press and Rumsfeld announced that $2.3 trillion had gone missing from the Pentagon, and barely more than six weeks after Silverstein had set up a handsome insurance policy for the World Trade Center complex, the WTC and the Pentagon were hit by terrorist attacks. But the object that hit the Pentagon - allegedly a Boeing 757 piloted by a kamikaze Muslim whose flying skills had recently been deemed so poor that he was refused permission to rent a single-engine Cessna 172 without more lessons - did not simply crash into the nearest side of the building. Instead, the alleged "suicide pilot" chose to execute a 270 degree turn that would jeopardize the mission by rendering the attackers more vulnerable to ground defenses. This more complex maneuver would smash into a relatively lightly occupied section of the Pentagon, albeit one that according to some accounts included bookkeepers whom the perpetrators of the trillion-dollar embezzlement might want eliminated. The former option, which would be the obvious choice for a terrorist, would hit the side housing Rumsfeld's office. All the evidence points to the fact that these attacks were carried out by Likudnik Zionist extremists aided by elements within the US government, employing hi-tech remote control technology to electronically hijack the planes from the ground, and framing Muslim patsies as "suicide hijackers" and "kamikaze pilots".

GWB: Stop ... stop it, you genocidal, racist, fascist terrorist. Can't you see that we are supposed to be the chosen ones, not the rest of you grasshoppers, crocodiles and beasts? Drag him across to the Oval Office, where I shall personally tear him limb from limb. Hee hee (wicked glint in eyes).

5th Skeptic: But there is a problem with this story of where the passport was found. The alleged aircraft that the alleged suicide hijacker Satam al-Suqami was allegedly on - "AA Flight 11" - hit the North Tower approaching from the north, and the wind was northwesterly, averaging about 15 mph at 1200 feet. Consequently, the passport should have ended up in Liberty Street to the south. The overpressure from a hydrocarbon deflagration would not have sufficed to reverse the 300 mph or more forward velocity of the passport, and after exiting the building, air resistance would cause the passport to decelerate and lose height before it could clear the buildings on the other side of Liberty Street. Isn't it all too obvious that the scriptwriters made a blunder over the passport story? First they were going to say it was Mohammed Atta's, then they decided to change it to Satam al-Suqami, as Atta had already gotten too much airplay. They then variously claimed "a few blocks away" and "Vesey Street"; unfortunately they got both guesses wrong. The amateur who concocted that part of the story forgot which plane Suqami was supposed to be on. And isn't it rather odd that half of the so-called suicide hijackers and kamikaze pilots were found alive and well, weeks after the attacks?

GWB: (Almost apoplectic with rage.) Take him out of sight, strap a dozen firecrackers round his neck and ignite them. Film it for me, I will enjoy seeing the pig meet a well-deserved end... (Calms down somewhat.) Now, back to the facts. We know it was bin Laden, because he admitted responsibility. Take a look at this video that we found in Jalalabad. (Cues aides to play video.)

6th Skeptic: Wait a minute! The "Osama bin Laden" who is confessing bears little resemblance to the real one, and why did Osama praise two "suicide operatives" who had already turned up alive and well? In an analogy, if the administration really did have evidence that Saddam was attempting to obtain yellowcake from Niger, why did they need to forge a document that supposedly 'proved' so, and then when Joseph Wilson pointed out that it was a fake, take revenge by outing his wife Valerie (who used the name Plame) as a covert CIA agent? Similarly, if Osama really had confessed, they would not have needed to have the CIA forge a "confession video" that could then be conveniently 'found' amongst the many buildings in Jalalabad, featuring a paid actor playing the role of Osama. Moreover, Osama had already denied responsibility for the 9/11 attacks! In 2004, three years after he was reported to have died, bin Laden made a video that looked like it had been produced in a TV studio rather than a cave. And, if the government really had captured "Flight AA 77" hitting the Pentagon they would have shown it, not spent months heavily processing footage from analog to digital and back and cherry-picking frames, until they could run their cover story of a few frames captured that were too inconclusive to reveal any incriminating evidence. And if any hijackers had been captured on camera at Boston, Dulles or Newark prior to boarding the 9/11 planes, the CIA would not have needed to rush out a badly faked forgery in July 2004, where the forgers could not even be bothered to get up early enough in the morning in order to have the light levels and shadows resemble those of half an hour after local sunrise in Washington on a September morning.

GWB: (Starts choking on a pretzel and foaming at the mouth. Aides rush over as he starts to collapse, and carry him away.)

Official White Horse Souse: The President will be okay in next to no time. But we know why Osama looks different on various videos. He decided to celebrate the successful attacks by spending his profits from speculating on airline, reinsurance, financial services and weapons options with a facelift. After realising that it didn't make him better looking, he demanded a reversal and a refund.

7th Skeptic: Are you kidding? All that, from a cave in Afghanistan whilst encircled by Nato forces. And isn't it rather odd that he has never been caught, after more than five years? And that Muslims always seem to score 10/10 for executing brilliant military feats, outfoxing the mighty US Air Force, outwitting security cameras which are invariably Israeli-owned, speculating on options, having access to intelligence about the timing of wargames and exercises such as one involving an airliner crashing into one of the NRO's towers in Chantilly that commenced at 9:00 a.m. on 9/11, and knowing how to turn off aircraft transponders, yet they score 0/10 for game theory when their efforts merely serve to furnish Zionists with the pretext they desire to attack and loot Islamic nations, whether to profit from opium trafficking or neuter some foe of Israel and plunder $8.8 billion worth of oil wealth because a president refuses to pay the Zionist Mafia's protection fees.

2nd Official White Horse Souse: It sounds a bit strange to me, too. But surely our leader wouldn't lie about terrorism?

7th Skeptic (again): Although there is one notable exception in Iran, almost all leaders are a bunch of lying, cheating, fawning, double-dealing, history-distorting, parallel-fornicating, genocidal, treasonous, dangerous sociopaths. In the US, the Israel lobby has so much control over Congress that even Jewish billionaire George Soros has suggested forming an alternative to AIPAC, although he is refusing to pony up the funds. Incidentally, the principals of the organization behind terror attacks such as 9/11 are psychopathic members of the Khazar tribe. These fake 'Jews' are Turkic Mongoloids, not Semites. Their latest atrocity, a holocaust in which up to 1 million Iraqis have perished in the last 4 years alone, demonstrates that they are the true anti-Semites. Iraqis - and the original Jews - are Semites.

3rd Official White Horse Souse: We're not all psychopathic monsters, you know. Maybe we should join you? As many are aware, the anthrax attacks were perpetrated by the government as a threat to potential whistleblowers in order to cow them into submission, if you'll forgive the pun. The weapons-grade anthrax was found to be identical to the US army strain, indicating that it most likely originated at the US Army Medical Research Institute for Infectious Diseases at Fort Detrick (USAMRIID), Maryland. With the crooks behind bars, we shall be free to co-operate with the prosecution.

8th Skeptic: The crooks also made a mistake by failing to take the "partly evaporated" steel member from WTC 7 before Dr Jonathan Barnett got his hands on it. A bigger mistake was when an operative bungled the installation of ignition devices for the thermate-TH3 in the hollow WTC 2 impact-zone perimeter columns. As we saw, too much molten iron had collected at the bottom of a 3-story section of column and melted its way through too quickly at the NE corner of floor 81 on WTC 2, because the demolition team agents who had infiltrated Fuji Bank did not have access to floors 83 (IQ Financial Systems) and 84 (Euro Brokers). The yellow-orange molten iron could be observed pouring out the side of the building, much to the criminals' dismay. Office fires do not bring down steel-framed high-rises, and they do not lead to pools of molten steel that persist for weeks on end, or partly evaporated steel members, or excessively sulfidated steel. However, these are indeed the unmistakeable fingerprints of thermate-based controlled demolitions, manufactured to create a "new Pearl Harbor" as the casus belli for wars against innocent Islamic nations.

9th Skeptic: The conspiracy would not have needed anything like as many players as some government apologists assert. One alternative estimate suggested a mere 50 top specialists. And it appears that a number of participants in the Pentagon conspiracy whom the principals perceived as a risk were eliminated and claimed as having perished on the alleged "Flight 77". The list included Charles Burlingame, a former Navy fighter pilot who used to work in the section of the Pentagon that was hit, and who had formulated a response for the eventuality of an airliner being flown into the Pentagon; Wilson "Bud" Flagg, a retired American Airlines pilot and Navy Admiral; Stanley Hall, a Raytheon employee; Bryan Jack, a senior Defense Department executive; Chandler Keller, a Boeing propulsion engineer; Barbara Olson, wife of a Solicitor General who pretended to have received cell phone calls from "Flight 77"; Ruben Ornedo, a Boeing satellite communications engineer; and Robert Penniger, an electrical engineer with BAE Systems. And we were supposed to believe that it was just another bizarre 'coincidence' that all these people just happened to be on a nearly empty flight. Give me an official conspiracy theorist, and I'll show you someone who's become detached from reality! Another dozen 'Flight 77 passengers' were linked to defense and government. If we add the four Raytheon employees supposedly killed on AA 11 such as Peter Gay, a Raytheon vice-president of operations for electronic systems, plus John O'Neill at the WTC, that's up to 25 we can deduct from the list of conspirators who have to be kept quiet. The problem the crooks had with John O'Neill was that he was too honest and naive. He took them at their word, and if he had been allowed to continue his investigation, he would have realised that Osama, of all the bin Laden family who were business partners of the Bush clan, had been selected as a CIA asset to play the role of arch-villain because he was dying of kidney disease.

10th Skeptic: The material we have presented is mostly fact, part hypothesis. When one has facts, conspiracy theory becomes conspiracy fact. Interrogation of the real suspects will help us to clarify the remaining unknowns. On the other hand, the 9/11 conspiracy theory promoted by the government has no facts in its favor. Planted passports, planted Korans, phony videos, 'confessions' obtained under duress or torture, unprecedented events that violate physical and natural law - these all count against the outrageous conspiracy theory featuring "suicidal Muslims" armed with box cutters. But it was the crooks' long-standing control of the mass media that enabled them to get away with their crimes for so long. That had been a cornerstone of their program for over 100 years.

4th Official White Horse Souse: (Puts hands up.) I'll come quietly. Tell you what, let's get Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld, Rice, Myers and Silverstein to swap places with the existing Guantanamo prisoners. Then, at least the interrogators would have suspects who possess information pertaining to terrorism. Finally, we have a briefing paper here that should be of interest to you. It was produced around the time of Hurricane Katrina.

Bush's Laws of Looting


The First Law:

A defenseless resource-rich country will remain in a state of rest or uniform progress unless an external force is applied.

The Second Law:

The degradation of a State of constant mass is proportional to the associated neglect or bombing campaign applied. We do not loot countries; we liberate them.

The Third Law:

Whenever resources allocated for one State's protection are exerting a force upon a second State, the resultant resource deficit exerts an equally destructive force upon the first State in opposition to the intended effect. Since we oppose looting, any desperate starving masses commandeering food or drink are to be shot on sight.

Revised June 8, 2010 / Take Our World Back! front page